Is some grerat Karma Wheel going to give you a Twix bar? NO! Sorry, not going to happen. If it does, let me know. Meanwhile, call your friends to gather around the old MP3 Player and listen to this fabulous podcast from TSA-Eureka!
Let's all say it together: Ah-poker-ah-dokey-ah! (No, that's not how you spell it, that's how you say it.) Now listen to the message from TSA-Eureka with your neck craned forward, your face outstretched to the front, excited and expectant, so you can find out what it means and how knowing something like that could help introduce fresh joy into your life!
This week we call down a little fire on our enemies! Or at least we try to. Turns out God isn't as excited about that kind of thing as we are. Why not? Well... Maybe you'd better listen to this week's message from TSA-Eureka to find out.
I imagine being inside a fish's gut would be like having a hot, wet, smelly tongue wrapped around your entire body and head. I suspect it is not a pleasant experience. There is no hope once those jawas have closed around you. Of course, for Jonah, there had been no hope before.
What can the hopeless do from inside their hopeless situation? Perhaps this week's message from TSA-Eureka can shed a little light on the darkness for you.