TSAEureka

18
Jul

REJOICE: Excited Expectation

Let's all say it together: Ah-poker-ah-dokey-ah! (No, that's not how you spell it, that's how you say it.) Now listen to the message from TSA-Eureka with your neck craned forward, your face outstretched to the front, excited and expectant, so you can find out what it means and how knowing something like that could help introduce fresh joy into your life!

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11
Jul

REJOICE: Remember Righteousness

The heartfelt cry of Paul to his friends: "I love you with the spleen of Jesus." What?

Linking internal organs to JOY and the true path to peace.

Really.

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4
Jul

Jonah: Impossible Grace

This week we call down a little fire on our enemies! Or at least we try to. Turns out God isn't as excited about that kind of thing as we are. Why not? Well... Maybe you'd better listen to this week's message from TSA-Eureka to find out.

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28
Jun

Jonah: The Repentance of Animals

I have occasionally felt like a decent preacher, but Jonah was something else. When he spoke, even the ANIMALS decided to repent...

 

This week's message from TSA-Eureka. Thanks for listening!

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20
Jun

Jonah: A Prayer from the Grave

I imagine being inside a fish's gut would be like having a hot, wet, smelly tongue wrapped around your entire body and head. I suspect it is not a pleasant experience. There is no hope once those jawas have closed around you. Of course, for Jonah, there had been no hope before.

What can the hopeless do from inside their hopeless situation? Perhaps this week's message from TSA-Eureka can shed a little light on the darkness for you.

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13
Jun

Jonah: Dark Betrayal

Jonah hates Assyrians and wants them all to die. 

Guess who the LORD decides to send to Assyria?

 

An enlivening podcast of this week's message from TSA Eureka!

Listen with your ears open...

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6
Jun

Who Are You Wearing? (R)

Hey, wanna go to a party? It's gonna be AWESOME! I guess there is a prince getting married and the King wants you to come celebrate with him. Yes, YOU! So cool, right? 

Check out what it means to come to the party and find out how Roger got thrown out of Disneyland in this classic rebroadcast.

 

DON'T FORGET! Next week we begin a new journey through the book of Jonah. What's up with this guy and the fish and why is that the part people remember when the REST of the story is SO MUCH COOLER even than that? Jonah: Not A Fish Story begins Sunday, June 11 at TSA-Eureka!

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29
May

Prayer (and Garlic)

The rabbis said the garlic had seven vital properties - none of which really sound like something a bulbous vegetable from the onion family would be responsible for. And what does that have to do with prayer?

You'll need to listen to find out! Join us for this week's message from TSA-Eureka!

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23
May

Unchaining the Millstone

You have a millstone chained to your neck and you've just been thrown into the ocean. You should probably join with the others who listen to this week's message or the seafloor is going to get really crowded...

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17
May

Looking Out for Number One

What can we learn about the afterlife from the story about Lazarus and the Rich Man? Why should you scribble out the headers in your Bible? What's with all the questions? Why don't you listen to this week's message and find out? Why am I still typing? Why haven't you clicked away to download and play this episode from Luke 16? And why is a 1917 Agriculture Department poster being used as the cover for this one? Do you want answers? Or do you just wish I'd stop asking questions?

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